November 26th, the national day where people long for kenneth’s pp to be inside of them. Some even are successful!
by swineeater November 26, 2021
Get the Fuck Me Kenneth Daymug. by Pikkled_ginger February 17, 2019
Get the Fuck me plsmug. a new shade of red, described by Nelson DeMille in his book The Gold Coast, that is preferred as a dress color by some sexy drop-dead gorgeous female anchorwomen who surreptitiously flirt with their male counterparts
some anchorwomen use sexy fuck-me red as a preferred method of manipulation, not only against their male counterparts but also among their interviewees
by Sexydimma September 28, 2015
Get the sexy fuck-me redmug. by KelsTheMitch April 12, 2008
Get the Come Fuck Me Linesmug. My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!
by SusanCole December 1, 2013
Get the fuck me up a treemug. 1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
by droidlover November 22, 2011
Get the Fuck me like a monkeymug. When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot
I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself
by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017
Get the Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssstmug.