drinking like a Ralph

A term which describes a condition that happens under the sea when fish describe heavy alcohol consumption. When they just want to go out and get hammered the old fashioned way. (Sometimes occurs after a trip to the blood bank.)

The legendary "Ralph" refers to a man who knows no limits to his good time, and just wants to forget about everything that doesn't smell like roses day after day. In folklore, the Ralph is extremely cerebral, but has to drink copious amounts of libations just to be able to relate to normal folks who enthrall themselves day after day in Ralph's facebook statuses. Usually the status verbiage refers to drinking or gun play.

dorrie: "hey you guys, what do you say that we go donate blood and then go drinking like a ralph?!"

nemo: "great idea i just took my mental evaluation for gun ownership, so i'm ready to go!"

by shannoneliot February 18, 2011

Power Hour Drinking Game Album

A Power Hour with 60 shots of beer consumed while playing "Ali Spagnola's Power Hour Drinking Game Album" with the shotglass USB.

According to the creator, it is most accurately described as "A social utility that enhances real time person to person social interaction with timed engagements that connect beer to your face."

"Dude, where the hell are your pants????!!"

"PANTS OPSHUNUL. Sexty shots ago...Power Hour Drinking Game Album. Ali Shhhpagnola. Roooockkkk OUUTTT. Shot...glash...youuu-ez-bee. Say hi...your mom...shithead-face."

by GreyTheDragon April 2, 2013

yuppie drinking coupon

A twenty-dollar bill, esp. one acquired from an automatic teller machine (ATM).

Brad thinks he's such hot stuff, just "casually" waving those yuppie drinking coupons around like that. He can get the next round, then.

by dwpocius May 30, 2006

sausage dripping

The act of jacking off when cooking

John: Dude I was sausage dripping when making eggs this morning so i know it will be a good one

by The Jew In The Stew June 15, 2017

dripping

to reek/smell strongly of weed. or if you can tell someone is high...really high

ohh dude, frankie walked into that party dripping...HE SMOKED MAD BUD BEFORE

by Ali rex December 1, 2006

drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

by im not a mouse April 19, 2008

Drinking for the fences

Aggressive consumption of alcohol, with the explicit intent of blacking out as quickly as possible.

"Damn man, watching the Patriots get trounced like this is just miserable."
"Yeah, I honestly don't think I can take it. Fuck it, I'm drinking for the fences." (chug).

by Marlowe1 December 2, 2009