Doctor

Person that will kill your ill with a pill then kill you with the bill

I think I have to go see the doctor because my ass still hurts from Zaya Wade.

by SendNoodles June 22, 2020

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mistaken for doctor who when you're trying to say a joke when its actually doctor hoo

person 1: knock knock
person 2: whos there
person 1: doctor
person 2: ohhhh ik what ur trying to do!! doctor who
person 1: OMG NO!! ITS DOCTOR HOO!!!

by abfffdd August 3, 2020

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Doctor

The person that kills ills with pills, and then kill me with bills.

"Alright here's some pills to help with the infection."
"Thanks. How much?"
"1,000$"
"Fuck. Doctors basically you kill ills with pills, and then kill me with bills?"
"Yep,"

by Thetruthbro69 October 2, 2020

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A sham degree often obtained by mid-level providers with an inferiority complex towards physicians. Frequently entirely online and conferred by diploma mills. Degree completion requirements may resemble a middle or high school project (e.g. create a poster, create a pamphlet).

Midlevels enjoy obtaining this degree to obfuscate and inflate their true level of education and training (frequently as little as 500 hours), and deceive patientsby introducing themselves as 'a doctor' to unsuspecting individuals knowing patients believe a doctor in a medical setting will be a physician.

I am a mid-level who got my nurse practitioner license a year ago after 500 clinical hours, so excited to get my online doctorate of nursing practice in a few months and tell patients I'm a doctor!

by Gone with Thee Wind November 23, 2020

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