daneism

the worship and study of rocks. beleiving that all were created by and from rocks and do return as such. Daneism is named after it's messiah like christianity. the messiah is said to be Dane Loathy, who in 2009 renewed the knowlodge of this ancient religion. Most paganism and the egyption religion were origionally Daneism, although named differently at that time. they all swayed from the main course caused by greed and misconceptions of their leaders. the origional name has been long forgotton although it is said not to be a word but a not not producable by humans. In ancient times humans had a nickname but only the earth itself could produce the sound of the true name. currently the earth is in a low acticvity period, sortof like sleeping, but it's slowly waking and becomeing more active with the more people that beleive in daneism. almost all major religions were origionally an interpretation of daneism by someone who fully understood it but couldn't explain it to others in literal terms and so the whole religion is a metaphor.

person 1"have you heard about the ending of the earth thing in 2012?"

person 2"ya the myans were great followers of daneism, we interpreted their prediction wrong though. 2012 is when the earth will begin fully awakening, which will involve apocalypse like mmovements of the earth."

person 1"oh.........you sure?"

person 2"yup, daneism don't lie"

by sir echtor the reallyveryshort December 31, 2009

daneshe

an uncommon name that many people dont know. usually for someone of african-american decent. a gorgeous girl whose funny and nice and is good at making friends

bystander 1: omg did u see that omg that was hilarious!!!
bystander 2: no who did it?
bystander1: it was daneshe she so funny!!
daneshe: o guys!!!

by Tinka Boychalova November 26, 2010

danertuhax

a word used to express anger towards a female behind her back.

Gah! I can't stand her! Danertuhax!

by thetanuki_shift December 9, 2010

Daner-Creeper-Stare

A phrase commonly used to depict a person who appears randomly within pictures or situations; that stares obsessively at a person or persons with longing desire.

The specific stare may consist of the following facial movements:
1)Wide dilated pupils
2)Bulgy Eyes
3)Watery mouth
4)Surprise and horror (for example; the look one may have if found masterbating)
5) Random "O" faces
6) Baring of teeth

When one falls prey to this stare, the victim may feel they have been mentally sodomized. Post-stare there may also be feelings of loneliness and violation.

Dude, that guy sitting at the table behind you is giving that waitress the Daner-Creeper-Stare, It's like a 9.2 on a scale from 0-10

by (D-L)squared April 28, 2011

Daneaesque

A sexy, fun, and attractive way to enter a room. To the point where it seems like time has stopped.

Her entrance into the party last night was so daneaesque.

by Sir Seon May 12, 2011

Danelady

Nom de plum for Lyn Richards of Doglogic.com. Web goddess of Great Dane (and general canine) training, feeding and health information since the early 90's, she adopted the name "DaneLady" to define herself in the dog world (as "Dog Whisperer" defines Cesar Millan.

If you are having a problem with a sick Great Dane email danelady, she can help you. Or, check out danelady at doglogic.com her site will have information to help you feed your young Great Dane, like the DogWhisperer helps owners with out of control dogs.

by DaneDad October 21, 2011

danekah

Danekah is a person who can be nice and mean at times Who is loveable and likes to make friends

Oh my gosh ! Shes such a danekah !

by neekaa February 15, 2015