What I don't want for my birthday is a Covfefe.
by YoYoMom June 2, 2017

Interjection - The etymology of this top secret word which had only previously been heard among the top 1% at the Bohemian Grove or a Bilderberg meeting was recently discovered when Donald Trump blurted it out like a government secret over Diet Coke and dinner in a tweet which was eventually deleted faster than emails off a Clinton server.
The word Covfefe is actually code for a longer phrase "Cover the Fee Fee".
Cover the Fee Fee is code for the exclamation "Grab them by the Pussy!"
The word Covfefe is actually code for a longer phrase "Cover the Fee Fee".
Cover the Fee Fee is code for the exclamation "Grab them by the Pussy!"
"..build a more integrated global political and economic structure--one world, if you will... Covfefe!!" - David Rockefeller
and
""For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum
have seized upon well-publicized incidents…to attack the Rockefeller family for the
inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic
institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best
interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as "internationalists"
and of conspiring with others around the world to build
a more integrated global
political and economic structure - one world, if you will.
If that's the charge, I stand
guilty, and I am proud of it. Covfefe!"
and
""For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum
have seized upon well-publicized incidents…to attack the Rockefeller family for the
inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic
institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best
interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as "internationalists"
and of conspiring with others around the world to build
a more integrated global
political and economic structure - one world, if you will.
If that's the charge, I stand
guilty, and I am proud of it. Covfefe!"
by jvst1ce May 31, 2017

covfefe {origin: pre-OT; /bab-b-el/; c. unknown} --- v. 1.) To be the superlative idiot on a planet of irresponsible human beings in a country where the citizenry is responsible for your assumption of office due their own specific ineptitude and/or procrastination 2.) To be an incoherent Twitter enthusiast incapable of articulate language let alone thought 3.) To feel self-important but not be aware of the self or other selves 4.) archaic To determine the course of your own (and potentially others dependent on you) certain eternal anathema of doom by actions fulfilling and qualifying pre-existing prophecy
"The Milky Way Galactic Extinction Event known to history may be easily sourced to the covfefe in charge of the Third Quadrant at said time, the obvious net resultant being no appreciable loss of anything intelligent, life and/or otherwise. ... Moving on ... "
by simonfine June 1, 2017

covfefe {origin: pre-OT; /bab-b-el/; c. unknown} --- v. 1.) To be the superlative idiot on a planet of irresponsible human beings in a country where the citizenry is responsible for your assumption of office due their own specific ineptitude and/or procrastination 2.) To be an incoherent Twitter enthusiast incapable of articulate language let alone thought 3.) To feel self-important but not be aware of the self or other selves 4.) archaic To determine the course of your own (and potentially others dependent on you) certain eternal anathema of doom by actions fulfilling and qualifying pre-existing prophecy
"The Milky Way Apocalypse may be easily sourced to the covfefe in charge of the third quadrant, net result being the obvious known historic galactic extinction and zero loss of anything intelligent, life and/or otherwise. ... Moving on ..."
by simonfine June 1, 2017

Donald Trump misspells the word "Coverage" at midnight and it becomes an instant meme. Some say it's military launch codes, some think he is saying to S U B S C R I B E T O D O L A N D A R K, and some are making a typo into something he should be impeached by.
by TriggeredBleach May 31, 2017

A mysterious word used in a tweet by President Donald J. Trump's official Twitter account on May 31, 2017. Although the exact meaning has not been confirmed, some speculate that it is a Morse code containing a hidden message for the final take-down of George Soros.
by Jimmie Hendrix May 30, 2017

by covfefe2 May 30, 2017
