coconut

a term used to describe someone of hawaiian descent who braids coconut fibers into rope for the huts.

ooooooooo coconut coconut!!!!!!

by lebjew November 29, 2006

Coconut oil

Use when your Kermit jumps on the table after your done with your Bob Ross oil paint tutorial

Jenna:“oh no Kermit stepped in the oil paint“
Google:“wash with warm water“
Jenna:“let’s use coconut oil.“

by Rad gorl September 14, 2018

coconuts

Something you see that you know you will think about when you masturbate later.

"Holy Shit!!...a parade of naked women! i got my coconuts for today."

by Bigjohnson2110 February 11, 2006

cocknut

A derogatory/expletive noin, coined by !phil.

Produced as the composite of cock and nut both parts of the male genitalie, it is used to describe EITHER a complete douchebag OR an extremely manly man. It is the context in which it is used that the meaning is deduced from.

!phil is now known as cocknut

by !phil February 18, 2004

Coconut creampie

When Donkey Kong fills your vagina with semen and coconut water and lets it run out

it comes from the meme Expand dong

Im sore after that Coconut creampie

by Mathiens May 3, 2017

cocopuffs

Cigaratte or Marajuana lased with Dope.

Let's go score some D so we can roll a cocopuff!

by Ryanne December 29, 2003

Coconut Water

Coconut Water is when you collect the male ejaculation after sexual intercourse and is then placed into a plastic container that is stored under the bed. It is left under the bed to ferment and is being added to once a day. After a week the next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container is opened and the spoiled/rotten stench of the ejaculation is used as an aphrodisiac. Each Participant takes a big whiff before engaging in intercourse to get the full effect.

"Billy and sally have been collecting coconut water for a month now and are going to rip it open tonight."

"Hey baby, Wanna come back to my place? I've got some '47 Coconut water"

by Dr.Neko August 26, 2012