Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.
by QuacksO September 13, 2022
Vincent: Don't pull the trigger, Matt! The show must go on!
Matt: And soon, the curtains will close. *PULLS THE TRIGGER*
Matt: And soon, the curtains will close. *PULLS THE TRIGGER*
by mr no name kid February 21, 2017
When you blame something because you don’t understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.
Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.
by ChameleonDragon May 02, 2018
Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door
by ThatThiccWhale December 04, 2020
“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”
*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.
*Midnight McDonlads Run*
Drive Thru worker: highs closed
You: highs closed
*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.
*Midnight McDonlads Run*
Drive Thru worker: highs closed
You: highs closed
by tap-dncr22 April 06, 2019
by Hearse November 27, 2021
When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.
Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.
by GraysenGG July 23, 2023