Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf
by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023
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Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.
Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"
by JossBarthelme April 22, 2012
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Time Close

The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.
guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?

guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
by NickyLags January 26, 2012
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micklow close

Micklow close is the roughest area in the lakes estate, Redcar. It’s known for the “lakes boys” causing mayhem. Micklow wouldn’t be micklow without all the chew that goes on. Everyone knows everyone in micklow and everyone there sticks together. You’ll never be bored living there, something always goes on whether it’s fights, police up and down all the time or just the boys being c*nts. Live in micklow and you won’t regret it
by Kippyyy November 24, 2021
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"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
by Anon42283 March 04, 2024
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quiet closed

Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.
“Nah, I’m too tired for this shift. You too? Well then we are quiet closed till shifts over”
by OreganoMeme October 15, 2023
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close the market

I think I found the one. Im ready to close the market.
by PokitoDaKing June 06, 2017
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