Cheetos

Saying cheetos is like the opposite of saying kudos, instead of giving them praise its downgrading them to something lesser.

"Cheetos to you, bitch."

by anonymous May 3, 2025

Cheeto Puff Pipe

Using a consenting Minion from Despicable Me as a fleshlight.

"Works been busy lately" "Yeah I need a Cheeto Puff Pipe!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Cheeto energy

A person with cheeto energy is usually someone who is chaotic and unpredictable, or someone who seems like the kind of person to enjoy eating cheetos.

Kyle: "IM GONNA THROW YOY ALL OUT OF THE WINDOW AHAHAAHAJAKK"

Guy: "Man, Kyle's really got dat cheeto energy"

by Fekfkek July 19, 2023

Cheetos

Cheetos are the flavored snack Cheetos but can also refer to the male penis

Such a a small Cheeto would be a man with a small penis

That boy has a Cheeto

Yeh that Cheetos so small jeez he ain’t gonna get laid 😂

Mans got a Cheeto hahaha

by AnalExploder64 November 10, 2019

Hot Cheeto Girl

the start of problems
SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(a hot Cheeto girl) SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(some random bystander) bruh that Hot Cheeto Girl is CRINGE

by anonymous June 12, 2023

Soggy Cheeto

Another word for a non-erect penis. Can be more specifically used in a negative context.

Yeah, he couldn't get it up last night. He had a soggy cheeto.

by Kuronkuu January 4, 2021

cheeto pubes

1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.

1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?

by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016