The sexual act wherein a woman sits on top of the Stanley Cup naked. A man covers a pair of moose's antlers in maple syrup, and inserts them as far as possible into the woman's vagina and anus. When the woman can no longer hold the antlers, the man removes them. Then, he attempts to lick up as much syrup as possible from the woman's vagina while she defecates into the Stanley Cup. When the man finishes his search for the syrup, and the woman is finished with her movement, the two eat the excrement out of the Stanley Cup.
by JD4566 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by ilovecolbert February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Extremely kinky sex, involving saran wrap, a hot glue gun, and a chicken. A term made popular by satirical news show host Stephen Colbert.
Met a chick at a bar the other day and she said let's go back to my place and find out about 'canada's history' and I felt my pits begin to sweat.
by TaakaTaaka February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. 2 chubby bear studs making out, licking eachothers' fur, and taking turns burying their faces in eachothers' butts for a nice little snack.
by Carlos Cumslurper February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of pouring Maple Syrup on a female's anus and sucking it off with a straw while inserting a hockey stick into one's own rectum.
Bob: Hey, why you walking so funny eh?
Doug: I was with a girl last night and I showed her Canada's History!
Bob: Take off!
Doug: You take off, hoser.
Doug: I was with a girl last night and I showed her Canada's History!
Bob: Take off!
Doug: You take off, hoser.
by Dr. Canadian Historian February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Slang term for a sexual act used by citizens of US/Canadian border states that starts with a "Mounty" (involves maple syrup, antlers, and the song O Canada) but is performed 12 different ways using items from the McKenzie Brother's "12 Days of Christmas" for each act. It is most effective when performed and smeared with cheese and beer. It usually takes a trash can the size of the Stanly Cup to clean up the mess. It's even better if you can speak French.
After visiting the "Windsor Ballet" we were all ripped and me and my girl went home and did Canada's History.
by B-Kerr February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act so horrible that it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup. The details are so graphic it cannot be explained here. However, it is suggested that you use the antlers as a reverse reach around. The Stanley cup might be used as a date rape drug or weapon, and the maple syrup for lube ;). STICKY, DELICOUS, LUUUUUBBBBEEE HA! HA!... lube. Now maybe put that in working order. Its should work. HA! HA! HA! lube.
Lets discusses Canada's history, in my office! HA! HA!... Brace for impact. By the way have you seen my daughter Judy? She looks absolutely nothing like you. Nothing like you, nothing at all. Nada!
by Phil Ken Sebens February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.