prickley cactus

When you glue tooth picks on your dick and stick it up your girlfriends butt until she sees the devil

I performed the Prickley cactus on the bae and she be thirst

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

Diamond-studded cactus

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.

Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.

by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015

Cactus

A spikey plant you should not touch. It's green and has spikes. Mostly seen in movies in desert scenes.

"Ouch, I just touched at cactus"

by Cactus47 June 29, 2015

Cactus pussy

A girl with a full buss that is pointy and sharp

Dude that girl from that night had a full cactus pussy, it was nasty

by SpicyTacossssss July 25, 2016

cactus

a cactus is a person who is being a jerk. cactus lowkey means prick.

"he's a cactus, baby. don't listen to him."
"but he's MY cactus."

by starsforeyes September 11, 2016

cactus

cactus another name for a self-righteous prick

Whoa cactus....don't be a prick!

by Celestial Star November 18, 2016

cactus kerfucktis

Australian expression dressed up to sound Latin denoting something that is broken. Also shortened to 'cactus'.

"Why don't we watch something on the telly (TV)?"
"We can't because it's cactus kerfucktis"

by OzzieHank December 1, 2016