Basically the hottest guy in the school. Whoever he is friends with is super lucky. He is popular too.
Person A: Who's that cute kid over there?
Person B: He's Brian Yau!
Person A: omg, I know who my crush is now!!!
Person B: He's Brian Yau!
Person A: omg, I know who my crush is now!!!
by Poopybadstinkypoopoo321 July 08, 2020
an idealized "cuckold" that is sexually attracted to the sight of his own wife being fucked by animals (ie. dogs, horses, etc.) rather than other men
by Brian Albert Moss May 02, 2018
A moment of absurd idiocy, usually in large quantities of nonsense, particularly found in high ranking individuals during everyday tasks
*Shaun instead of dealing with the divorce, gave his credit card to his cheating ex wife* "The Brian Effect"
by Jakethesnake82804 August 10, 2022
A legendary author and high school teacher native to Cape May, New Jersey.
Some of his most famous works include ‘Snake Oil Salesman of the Week’ and ‘Of Gods and Gators’. He is famous for being sarcastic and not giving a single fuck about anything, and the world loves him for it.
Some of his most famous works include ‘Snake Oil Salesman of the Week’ and ‘Of Gods and Gators’. He is famous for being sarcastic and not giving a single fuck about anything, and the world loves him for it.
by cage,nicholascage April 14, 2018
by Ryan boone October 26, 2019
The worst kind of Brian in his altered form. A Sick Brian is like a Bad Luck Brian on steroids. He is a bummer to be around and is also very salty. There are only two cures: horse semen and duck butter.
Person 1. Hey Brian do you want to go to the movies?
Sick Brian. No dude, I'm sick.
Person 2. Man Sick Brian sucks!
Sick Brian. No dude, I'm sick.
Person 2. Man Sick Brian sucks!
by Concerned Roommates October 10, 2013
A running back for the Philadelphia Eagles that can catch the ball, run the ball, and even throw it at times. The must underrated running back in the league. Kicks the complete shit out of the New York Giants and Green Bay Packers on a yearly basis. Has never rushed for 1,000 yards, but always has near 1500 all purpose yards. He is the x-factor of the Eagles offense. Was drafted in the 3rd round and had more than 90 teams pass on him until he came to Philadelphia. Played college football at Villanova where he set multiple DIII records.
by yohonny July 14, 2006