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Brandon

Look at that couple in the woods taking picture. I bet he’s a Brandon.
by alwaysrightdefinitions October 1, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is most likely a bisexual who loves taking penis up the butt. He probably has a girlfriend to cover how gay he actually is.
Brandon is a homosexual
by Brandon meme September 5, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is kind and courageous. He is very shy, but if he loves you, he will work up the bravery to tell you. Once he loves you, he will never give up on you. He is the stars on a dark night. He will always be there for you and help you through any situation. He loves his friends very much and is always playing around with them. He is selflessand one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet.
P1: I heard about the new kid today. His name is Brandon.
P2: Yeah I saw him too. He already made friends and is so nice to them.
P3: He seems pretty brave as well.
by HeatherTheTether March 21, 2019
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Brandon

That one kid that threw sand in your eyes and pushed you off the swing at the playground in 3rd grade.
"Wow, he is a realy big Brandon"
by Booperdooper115 May 6, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a top shagger
by Soulja boy 123 March 12, 2019
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brandon

a very hairy ape smells like old yogurt and expired milk. someone had sex with an orange and out came Brandon.
by Brian Brickhouse June 11, 2018
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Brandon

An asshole who doesn’t know how the fuck to stop annoying the shit out of his sister.
Brandon is such an ass
by Looks like a potato September 19, 2018
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