Brandon Bertini Sins

The Ultimate Rizz God. Has the most unspoken rizz, but is confused for being gay because he never uses his rizz. Can bag all the females. Has a massive schlong and is JACKED. He created the universe's best creature, the plateosaururs . All the women want him, and also the men. Will always help you when you're STUCK.

Brandon Bertini Sins stole my wife, please help.

by NiggerWhipperDickRipper October 14, 2022

Beertiful

adj: describes a beer that is delectable, delicious, and generally all around fantasic.

This Heiner Brau Strawberry Ale is beertiful!

by sle_37 February 12, 2010

Beatilism

A religion that worships the Beatles like gods.
The best religion there is out there.

Person 1: I'm a Catholic, what are you?
Person 2: Oh, I'm a Beatilist.

Person 1: Beatilism is the best Religion evarr!!1!11shift!
Person 2: Never heard of it.

by Julie-Anna Yuu November 16, 2011

Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.

I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.

by Corkles February 27, 2012

Beatin' On The Cretin

Synonymous with "spanking the money" or "choking the chicken". A reference to human male masturbation, or self gratification, via manipulation of one's own male genitalia. Based on either a reinterpretation, or misinterpretation, of the Ramones' classic hit song "Cretin Hop". Most likely to be used by a person who identifies with "punk-rock" or is in fact a "punk-rocker". Punk-rocker is a term used in the Ramones' classic hit song "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker".

1) Dude, that lap-dance was so hot and heavy, I think he's in the bathroom beatin' on the cretin right now.

2) My roommate has porno mags all over his room. I always knock on the door, cuz I don't wanna get post traumatic sex disorder from catching him beatin' on the cretin.

by JJ. Styles April 10, 2012

bergiosis

The tendency to process and express ideas in an over-systematic fashion (i.e. Alban Berg).

The mathematician's bergiosis was evident ever since he began to order coffee in semantics matrices.

by Englebert Hedgehog June 18, 2013

beating somebody down to a lie

This is an old fashioned way of simply saying that somebody is lying. Most of the time, the liar is really trying to convince the person of that lie. The lie may be repeated, the liar may argue, and even tell more lies to reinforce the original lie. Beating somebody down to a lie can also be expressed as beating somebody down to a pack of lies, when several different lies are told.

He beat me down to a lie. He said he hadn't been drinking and the whole time he smelled of alcohol so strong you wouldn't believe it. It's really sick how he can be beating somebody down to a lie like he does. I think he has himself convinced he's telling the truth.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 September 23, 2013