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bed bug

A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with
Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.
by Gibblits June 4, 2018
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Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.
Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!
by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019
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Bed Punk

A style popular among goths who oversleep due to depression. Distinct by pale skin, sunken in discolored eyes, and general bed head.

Popular among the Twitter famous and soft-boy streamers on Twitch.
You see that new Bed Punk chic? That streamer is wearing eye liner and looks like he hasn’t left home in 5 days.
by SuburbanMoneyWhore March 4, 2019
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Stabilize the Bed

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up
"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
by toby69420 October 17, 2017
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Playing in the bed

Hardcore masturbating while in the bed or sometimes it could mean fucking a girl or guy depending on your sexuality.
Me: “Hey, so what did you do last night?

Friend: “Nothing, I was just playing in the bed while watching porn.
by XXXPussySlayer October 20, 2017
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bed art

"Hey wanna try bed art tonight?"
by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017
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Coat bed

I'm Levittown, at parties, it's the place everyone lays their coats. Normally on an extra bed on the first floor.
Can I take your coat? I'll put it on the coat bed
by Brduece January 14, 2017
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