a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.
by lilblondewifey679 April 5, 2023

Someone who is a little bit stupid, but you don't want to tell them that so you say this instead as a "joke"
by Jaquavious The Alien™ August 31, 2025

Girl 1:"Have you seen how hot Toshiro Mifune was in Snow Trail?"
Girl 2:"OMG yaas, he's an Absolute boy™️"
Girl 2:"OMG yaas, he's an Absolute boy™️"
by Ginnag98 February 4, 2018

When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.
by AdamGgGg October 21, 2021

by shrhdh January 13, 2023

Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo
by The Robin December 3, 2009
