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Bloody thomas

The act of drenching your penis in tobasco sauce then violently and forcefully penetrating the rectum of your partner while reciting the kfc theme song.
Bro, my girlfriend invited me over for netflix and chill, im totally gonna give her the bloody thomas tonight.
by Ruggedhoss17 October 22, 2016
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Bloody Crip

A Bloody Crip is somebody who is representing both the bloods and the crips usually wearing both the color blue and red
" this nigga is a Bloody Crip"
"yeah,let's beat his ass"
by Ejajji May 13, 2016
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Bloody Lumberjack

When a person gives you a handjob with sand paper.
Oh my god I got the best bloody lumberjack the other day guys, it was amazing! Except I'm in pain.
by Bthibs October 13, 2011
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bloody poodle

1: a person who is sub-serviant to another 2:a sub 3:someone with a slightly benign personality 4: someone who lets themselves be pushed around 5: a "doormat" 6: a slave or servant
"You can take that attitude and shove it .... I'm not your bloody poodle." (say wit an Ali G accent)
by Mistress Q February 8, 2008
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Bloody Marry

When a guy/girl eats out a girl during her period.
Honey not tonight im on my period, thats alright i didn't drink tonight and im craving a Bloody Marry.
by Jebus Christ Gambit May 31, 2009
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Spank it bloody

An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.
Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.
by Tdwg February 21, 2009
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bloody sanches

when a male pops a girls cherry and the dick becomes bloddy. when bloddy he whipes it on her upper lip.
damn that sluts still has blood on her lip from that bloody sanches
by rickless December 1, 2004
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