Brandon

Top shagger

Brandon is a top shagger

by Soulja boy 123 March 12, 2019

Brandon

A person who loves the dick more than life itself. There's nothing on earth that can quench their thirst for dick. They have a ravenous hunger for man chowder for din din.

That gay guy is a real Brandon, he really loves the dick.

by Browncorn May 20, 2017

Brandon

That one kid that threw sand in your eyes and pushed you off the swing at the playground in 3rd grade.

"Wow, he is a realy big Brandon"

by Booperdooper115 May 6, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a fat loser that sits on his ass all day and plays ark and offline raids yoy

Brandon is back at it again with the offline raiding

by PaulsBoosted August 23, 2018

Brandon

A person who is a narcissistic, big headed, asshole. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Only does nice things as long as it benefits him. AND has a small dick.

You need to break up with him, he's a Brandon.

by phuckyew December 21, 2016

Brandon

Fat lying piece of shit.

"Brandon Is a fat lying piece of shit"

by XS_ME October 20, 2019

Brandon

A huge fucking cunt

Guy 1: hey whose that guy
Guy2: that's Brandon, he's a fuckin cunt. He fucked my fiancé the day before our wedding

by Poeticle May 27, 2017