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your mom

First of all, its YO MAMA as in...
Man, youre ugly
Yeah? Well Sos ya mama!
by tgrsbabe88 April 22, 2004
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your mom

rebutal
"I saw you cum out of that park washroom and I know what goes down there, gypsy homo," says friend one.
"If anything goes down there it's your mom."
silence
"Oh yeah and your mom is a fag hag by the way."
by the beast June 10, 2006
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your mom

a burn that is really funny
Friend:What did you have for supper yesterday
You:Your mom
by Mark Hennessey February 10, 2005
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your mom

Guy 1: Where's your mom
Guy 2: At my house
Guy 1: Alright, DON'T go inside your house.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Your mom needs her alone time...with me!
by jkman2012 January 8, 2012
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your mom

your mom

The insult to end all insults
Person 1: Your ugly

Person 2: Well your mom is ugly

Person 1: Your a fat farm animal

Person 2: Well your mom's a fat farm animal

Random guy: OHHHH diss!

Guy at Staples: Is it really that bright in here? (commenting about me wearing sunglasses)

Me: Your Mom

True Story
by DizzyLizzy June 27, 2006
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your moms your dad

Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.
Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."

Bob: "your moms your dad."

Bill: "Ahh...?"
by spencerlovesboys January 20, 2009
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your mom

the answer to a question that is either, Stupid, or you dont feel like answering often followed by Ohhhhhhhhhhh
x:yuor a jew
y:your moms a jew
z:Ohhhhhhhhhhh

:so what did you do last night
Y:your mom
by bandgeeklmafo November 25, 2006
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