your mom

The American version of the insult used as a retoric when all other insults have:
a) Been used in the last sentance
b) Escaped your mind
c) Can't be used because your mummy won't let you sy them.
*&^% you you muther (*^%er. I'll beat your shit ass into a ^%$&er pie

Your MUM.
by Robert Manganaro March 17, 2004
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your mom

another word used to diss the other person. Usually its useless.
kid #1: your fat loser
kid #2: your mom is fat
kid #3: lol luzer
by Mr.Fatass March 19, 2006
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your mom

a burn that is really funny
Friend:What did you have for supper yesterday
You:Your mom
by Mark Hennessey February 11, 2005
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your mom

Guy 1: Where's your mom
Guy 2: At my house
Guy 1: Alright, DON'T go inside your house.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Your mom needs her alone time...with me!
by jkman2012 January 08, 2012
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your mom

The insult to end all insults
Person 1: Your ugly

Person 2: Well your mom is ugly

Person 1: Your a fat farm animal

Person 2: Well your mom's a fat farm animal

Random guy: OHHHH diss!

Guy at Staples: Is it really that bright in here? (commenting about me wearing sunglasses)

Me: Your Mom

True Story
by DizzyLizzy June 19, 2006
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your moms your dad

Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.
Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."

Bob: "your moms your dad."

Bill: "Ahh...?"
by spencerlovesboys October 08, 2008
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the answer to a question that is either, Stupid, or you dont feel like answering often followed by Ohhhhhhhhhhh
x:yuor a jew
y:your moms a jew
z:Ohhhhhhhhhhh

:so what did you do last night
Y:your mom
by bandgeeklmafo November 25, 2006
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