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pussy whipped

When your woman has removed your balls and then filled the sack with a LoJack to track your every move!!
I cant go ANY where with out telling (insert name) where Ill be!
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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Shit whipped

Occurs when the tail-end of a substantial turd (i.e. a turd the size of a zucchini or larger) whips the back of your balls while you're sitting on the can.

Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.
"Dude, I just got shit whipped."
by nngaaaman January 21, 2009
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ass whipe

its like an asshole..but much worse bc it whipes the asshole..
i fuckin hate david! he is such an asswhipe.
by k*tizzle January 7, 2004
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Whipjack

Wip-Jack
An apostle of the Pastafari. Also a pirate disguised as a shipwrecked sailor
The whipjack took five of our men before he was slain.
by Lord Maynard October 16, 2008
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nut whiplash

it is where you get hit in the nuts so hard that they move back and forth causing whiplash and it causes large amounts of pain
guy1:Hey! whats up?
Ninja:*kicks guy1 in the nuts*
guy1:Oh! god nut whiplash...
Ninja:....*walks away calmly*
by kyle mueller March 10, 2007
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No Whiper

After you finish using the bathroom and you've had a nice dry shit so when you go for the whipe there's nothing.
The best thing that can happen after a shit.
Ricky: DUUDDE! Guess What! It finally happened!
Jake: OMG! A NO WHIPER?
Ricky: OH YEAH!
Both: EEEE!!!!
by the_happy_pooper April 4, 2009
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hippie-whip

(verb) To exploit someone's strongly held alternative values and beliefs for the purposes of tricking them into going out of their way to help or support you. The subjects of a hippie-whip are compelled to act in your interests as it is a way for them to demonstrate their commitment to their hippie values.
Their daughter enjoys being a vegetarian, not because of any noble principles, but simply because it's a way for her to "hippie-whip" her parents into making a fuss over her and her vegetarianism.
by dalb0z December 29, 2009
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