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Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.
Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012
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Velvet Pouch

Damn, aren't I lucky to be able to store my package in your velvet pouch.
by Blackberry Sandwich September 9, 2020
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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
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Bella Velvet Muse

✨ Bella Velvet Muse 🍷

A poetic and romantic name for the woman who flows like wine in a crystal glass, embodying the elegance of velvet, the richness of deep crimson, and the inspiration of a muse. Her beauty captivates, her grace enchants, and her presence lingers like the finest sip of love. ✨

She is Velvet Wine, she is Crimson Muse, she is Vino Bella—a perfect blend of passion and elegance, moving effortlessly through my heart.

Or simply, Velviana—a name as soft and timeless as love itself. 💫
"Every time she smiles, I call her my Bella Velvet Muse—my eternal love, my finest wine." ❤️
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:eyes: BNHA Chaos term for "sex" or "sexual activity" between Bakugo and Kirishima. (Katsuki Bakugo and Eijiro Kirishima)
They first met on a beach and Kiri asked "You want to... make some cookies" then it developed into red velvet cookies with caramel sauce!
Often used amongst Gay or LGBTQ+ people
Yo man, you wanna, red velvet cookies with caramel sauce?
Yo dude, you wanna make some cookies?
by BNHA Chaos Enthusiast October 7, 2020
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Red velvet

For her: You're that B*tch
For him: You’re him
She is red velvet asf
by yrmom March 27, 2025
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Bella Velvet Muse

Bella Velvet Muse (noun) 🍷✨
A poetic and romantic nickname for a beloved woman who embodies the elegance of velvet, the richness of wine, and the inspiration of a muse. She moves like wine in a crystalline glass, captivating hearts with her deep beauty, delicate grace, and enchanting presence.
Every time she smiles, I call her my Bella Velvet Muse—my eternal love, my finest wine.
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