Verbal Trigger Defense

The defense wherein disagreeing in it, the sayer proves a point and the disagreer only makes it harder for themself. It's sometimes justified in order for the disagreer to expose any horrible truths.

Robert: "How come the system is like this? Please answer me right now. Why do I have to pay this much student loans? Is this corrupt."

Businessman: "No, this is not corrupt in the slightest and your opinion is wrong. A Verbal Trigger Defense won't help you in the slightest. Yes, everyone knows we're corrupt now but you still have to pay jack you filthy oaf."

by Leidgima-Bawelson September 10, 2020

Urban Triggered

Being triggered by a definition someone wrote and giving it a thumbs down just because it hurt your feelings

P1:HOW DARE SOMEONE WRITE THIS!
P2:Looks like someone is Urban Triggered.

by PHTM_Dragon October 26, 2017

Trigger happy

A person who gets triggered at every opportunity.

'Oh look there's someone who is triggered alot'
'They must be trigger happy.'

by AXT likes pie March 22, 2017

Trigger Mortise

The state after being triggered

“Wow this _____ is entering trigger mortise”

by Saintswamps July 7, 2021

Triggered

Usally to kick off someone named

Jayda
Taylor
Chloe etc

Michael the 3inch seam@n demon triggered Jayda so bad she kicked off the internet

by GregariousMaximus November 29, 2021

Trigger

The most manly person in the whole universe, every one loves him. people consider him a god. Trigger is a mystery. A person who keeps you can't wrap your head around. Tall, handsome and his best feature ...his personality. With his funny and charming character he can make any young lady fall for him. Although he looks so serious all the time, he doesn't really smile.. Especially when he drives. But when he does...you must be doing something right.

Trigger it's amazing.
Trigger, smile more, please.

Wow thats a TRIGGER? I'm dating 😳
Yeah, Trigg can smash your ass in GG anytime anywhere... please do it at my home.

by herpossum,cutean December 1, 2021

Trigger of Sidekicks

A group of fuckwit actors who think they are smart via osmosis of scripts they have read. Based on the Image Comic by Chris Schweizer and Kyle Stacks "Six Sidekicks of Trigger Keaton" is based on a bunch of idiots trying to solve the murder of an actor they hated to give their life meaning.

Look at those fucking trigger of sidekicks over there thinking they know about vaccines because they started as an extra in ER

by Green Jaguar72 September 14, 2021