Pumpkin Spice Tampon

A tampon that’s been put up someone’s ass to control diarrhea

Jimmy you want to taste my pumpkin spice tampon?

by Yelk May 8, 2019

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Human Tampon

A Posh way of Saying 'I want To Shag You'
Also used By Royalty

'I want to be your Human Tampon'
'Baby Let Me Be Your Human Tampon'
Iwas Jessica's Human Tampon Last Night'

by Dedda October 20, 2008

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chocolate tampon

A phallic reference that a black guy uses when he
is tryin to fuck and the girl says she is on her period

You're on the rag? It's all good girl, I got this chocolate tampon that will make it all better. It tastes good too...

by Brotha B December 11, 2008

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a time where there is no access to a restroom; or no way to get to a restroom, when participating in an athletic event such as a marathon, a serious meeting, a long interview, a road trip, a crowded event such as a concert or pro athletic game. When menstruating heavily, a gal must use two tampons to get through the event to avoid a bloody accident

Our team meeting was a Two Tampon Ordeal. There was no way I was escaping to the bathroom.

I was so nervous for my first marathon. It was a Two Tampon Ordeal, luckily I placed 11th with no accidents!

by krvie1 July 14, 2011

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Tampon

A sharp object inserted while having anal sex. It can sometimes be eaten by wolves and is common pray to Binosaurs and wetbacks. It's very common in masturbation and foreplay. It can smell like shit and is somtimes brown and somtimes it's pink. Normally owned by celeberities.

Nicole Richie went to the store to buy a Tampon but got attacked by wolves and wetbacks outside just moments after her purchase.

by shakabula January 15, 2007

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