Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously
Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
by anonymous October 15, 2023

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

In the Mushroom Kingdom, they are the number 1 cargo airline. You wouldn't have any good shipped without them. They drive them to you after landing.
- similar to UPS
- similar to UPS
by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

A toad found in a dry area resembling the bisque state of clay such as Toadstool National Park in Nebraska.
by Risky Roadz December 6, 2018

A Frog thats a frog that lives with a frog SIKE Toad Is a character form a classic game called Super mario and toad is pog
TOADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
by ToadLaming69 June 15, 2021

When you go to taco bell with your girlfriend and then you meet up with your friends and have a gang bang, however, if it's after you all pump cum into all her holes and she shits, it's a slippery toad
Oh man, we was doing my girlfriend last night and suddenly she did a slippery toad. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out she shit in the carpet.
by MOM SLUT April 28, 2020

Having sex with a heavy set, or very round woman. Or searching for a heavy set, or very round woman.
by Dues Vult April 15, 2023
