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used tampon

a used penis that is attached to a heartless man who takes no pity on the next hole into which he will insert his used tampon, he does it without even thinking about it, it's like breathing, it's nothing to him, and he does not care
"Girl! Old boy had sex with three different people LAST NIGHT. And he didn't even use any protection! Can you believe that? It's a literal used tampon. It got maggots on it. You know he don't care! Somebody should stop him he's becoming a public health emergency all by himself, he is worse than COVID."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
mugGet the used tamponmug.

tampon mirage

When you feel you have a tampon inside you when you do not
I have a tampon mirage, crazy huh
by gingleberrymcfuddick May 4, 2017
mugGet the tampon miragemug.

used tampon

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
mugGet the used tamponmug.

Tampon party

When girls all gather for one girl to get a tampon from another and they all end up joining in.
So you guys are all going huh, must be a tampon party.
by Bigboyz17 June 24, 2020
mugGet the Tampon partymug.

with the urgency of an emergency tampon

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW
As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"
by von groovy July 9, 2024
mugGet the with the urgency of an emergency tamponmug.

used tampon

"I just cheated on my wife. I'm a used tampon!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
mugGet the used tamponmug.

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