A phrase describing a male, cunning person who will do anything to project himself as a fantastic guy towards women, just to get laid. A pussy sneak might also try to steal your woman. Translated from the norwegian word "fittesnik". Made famous by Thomas Giertsen in a norwegian comedy show called "Helt Perfekt" (Just Perfect).
by iwannabeakennedy February 1, 2017

A person that pretends to be loyal and loving to get what they want at the moment. After they do they turn cold and calculated. They use your insecurities to hurt you. Then pretend that their actions had nothing to do with you. They seem so kind but they're really sneaky slime.
Her: Let's go hiking babe
Him: I'm so busy this week babe
His Facebook story: Him and a different woman hiking
Her: Wow who is she? I thought you were busy. You just didn't want to take me you BIG SNEAK
Him: I'm so busy this week babe
His Facebook story: Him and a different woman hiking
Her: Wow who is she? I thought you were busy. You just didn't want to take me you BIG SNEAK
by Nay'Edeni August 1, 2020

Pooping in the dark with the lights off and door locked. Trying to take a poop without anybody knowing
I tried to go into the bathroom but the door was locked and the light was off someone was in there taking a sneak a dook trying not to get caught blowing it up
by Redzilla5150 April 9, 2020

The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks!
Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!
Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!
Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.
Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)
Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)
Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.
Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?
Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!
Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.
Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)
Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)
Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.
Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 14, 2011

a: "Yeah I beat C's ass, he didn't even fight back"
b: "That's because you snuck him, pussy ass bitch, you won't fight him for real though. If you didn't sneak him you would have lost."
b: "That's because you snuck him, pussy ass bitch, you won't fight him for real though. If you didn't sneak him you would have lost."
by grizzlysin May 7, 2024

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when WAM! I got sneaked right in the head by a flying Skecher.
by Yeehaw55 February 26, 2025

A recreational activity, usually played in water, where one player attempts to "sneak" their toes into the opening of the other player's rectum.
After little Derek's emergency hemorrhoid repair surgery, sneak foot was banned from the city's public pool.
by ricecracker February 4, 2010
