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Pennsylvania Flu

Before sex put pepper on the pillow so when you’re hitting it doggy and put her head in the pillow she sneezes and her pussy tightens around your dick
I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her the Pennsylvania flu.
by Farva4489 June 3, 2018
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Appalachian Flu

The flu like symptoms that appear the day or second day after doing a lot of methamphetamines.
"I think my girlfriend has the flu."
"Nah, she snorted a bunch of ice at my place last night. It's just the Appalachian Flu."
by yogabbagabbamustbestopped April 24, 2019
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tasca flu

A virus spread throughout an office by an individual named tasca
Tasca flu is sweeping through the office
by Non-Authoritative-Answer September 4, 2019
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The Pussy Flu

noun
-A blanket term for any venereal disease specifically in woman pertaining to the vagina, this can include but not limited to things such as: ( Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, HPV )

- It can also be interchanged to fit male venereal diseases as to which you would call it “The bussy flu”
“Oh yeah I was gonna try to sleep with Becky but I heard that she has the pussy flu, so I decided not to touch her”
by Koloda September 16, 2019
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Flu Rape

The act of willingly infecting your friend with an illness because they made fun of you for being sick.
Chris: "Stop being such a little bitch and go out. I remember my first cold."

Mark: "We'll see how much of a bitch I am once I infect you. I'll wait til you're wasted and share a drink with you."

Chris: "That sounds rapey."

Mark: "It is, it's flu rape."
by The Schwerper December 22, 2017
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Corona Flu

The act of taking the day off work or school due to a hangover.
Hey - have you seen Scottie today?
No, I think he took the day off with the corona flu
by pbids February 3, 2020
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Flu-mongered

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.
"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."
by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 13, 2020
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