Cash Flu

A chronic sickness in which you have a desire for money, you’ll make it in any way, shape, or form.

Aliah: where’d you get all that money from?

Aidan: don’t worry, I got that cash flu.

Sleepy:Roof!

by Sleepy's Definitions February 11, 2023

Flu Slap

A special fighting moved used when one is contagious with the flu. The infected person proceeds to first cough on one's hand, then slap their enemy in the face, there by infecting their opponent.

I flu slapped him him so bad, he'll be in bed for a week!

by E.N. Slaps May 8, 2011

Stupid Flu

When someone says an idiotic statement, and the "retardedness" spreads like the flu.

Did you catch the stupid flu or something?

Sorry, I caught the stupid flu, can't think properly right now.

*Dumb statement made*
You have stupid flu.

by afroazn April 2, 2011

Poo flu

Stomach bug where one is violently shitting themselves.

You talk to Greg? Poor bastard can’t even trust a fart, he’s got the poo flu.

by Key-in January 7, 2019

pussy flu

when you suck too much pussy or ur pussy isn't sucked enough

omg he has pussy flu!!

by ast3r1aa November 14, 2021

pussy flu

Wheb reichert is a rookie and doesn't know what to do with a girl

Reichert got pussy flu after not pleasing his girl

by Big Baxter October 11, 2016

tasca flu

A virus spread throughout an office by an individual named tasca

Tasca flu is sweeping through the office

by Non-Authoritative-Answer September 4, 2019