Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Shade of lemon

The brief instant when lemonparty.org flashes on your screen before you have time to close the window.

My coworker saw a shade of lemon before I had time to close the window.

by whatthelemon August 20, 2013

Greasy Lemon

Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice

Got bored last night and decided to give myself a greasy lemon.

by The real Mr.Awesome October 26, 2019

Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

Lemon Hamburger

gay man

“Wow, Aidan is such a lemon hamburger.”

by sslyj October 16, 2017

Lemon Cobbler

A vagina that has not been shaved for a long period of time, that is covered in the females own piss and discharge. These ingredients combine, and rub all over the hairy vagina, therefore creating the Lemon Cobbler!

Charles: Wow, something smells absolutely horrible.

Virginia: Oh im sorry! I have a lemon cobbler!

by Cherry cobbler January 20, 2009

Lemon doubly

Unfortunately!

Your party sounds exciting, lemon doubly I can’t come

by Lebanesegov August 7, 2021