A name to describe a male or female. One described as a Jordan is usually described as perverted, badass, emotional, and clingy.
Their best qualities include being totally badass and loving anything crazy. Their friends will follow them to do something crazy, but they'll rarely get in trouble for it.
Their worst qualities include being dirty minded, emotional, and clingy. A Jordan will cling to their spouse like crazy and will get mad if they do anything to hurt Jordan. They can easily get depressed and can take anything as dirty. Lucky for them, their friends are always there to comfort Jordan.
Their best qualities include being totally badass and loving anything crazy. Their friends will follow them to do something crazy, but they'll rarely get in trouble for it.
Their worst qualities include being dirty minded, emotional, and clingy. A Jordan will cling to their spouse like crazy and will get mad if they do anything to hurt Jordan. They can easily get depressed and can take anything as dirty. Lucky for them, their friends are always there to comfort Jordan.
Example 1: Did you hear what Jordan did to the teacher yesterday?
Example 2: Jordan has been very suicidal lately.
Example 2: Jordan has been very suicidal lately.
by CharismaticEgyptian May 28, 2016
Get the Jordan mug.Someone who is fat, ugly, revolting, and is willing to fight anybody they come across. The only people they can fight is the weak, pathetic, skinny ones that have no experience of fighting. Aka: some fat nigger that thinks they know everyone.
by bigblackman33 March 28, 2020
Get the Jordan mug.by Ashtonladd November 9, 2015
Get the Jordan mug.a slightly color blind queer- acting male, with clinical depression due to the recent diagnosis of AIDS and having the shame of a barbie sized penis
A: Hey you! what color is that poster?
B: umm brown?
A: No, idiot its orange ha ha ha, stupid jordan.
B: dang it, im gonna go kill myself for having gay sexual intercourse with a midget and hopefully i live long enough to get a penis enlargment.
B: umm brown?
A: No, idiot its orange ha ha ha, stupid jordan.
B: dang it, im gonna go kill myself for having gay sexual intercourse with a midget and hopefully i live long enough to get a penis enlargment.
by Radio james January 18, 2008
Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is a vein person who acts modest but never truly is. He has a lot of friends and most are girls as he is a player at heart, always switching between them.
He is not loyal and uses people only when he needs them. He is an outgoing and fun loving person who enjoys popular music and follows the trend, never setting his own style.
He is not loyal and uses people only when he needs them. He is an outgoing and fun loving person who enjoys popular music and follows the trend, never setting his own style.
He's such a "Jordan
by BlackHalo January 23, 2011
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-verb
To be, or the act of being unfocused, unattentive, spaced-out, day dreaming, forgetful, ditzy, and a little bit lost and confused. Also, having the signs of early dementia or Alzheimers. Seeming to have ADD but isn't yet clinically diagnosed with the disorder due to either laziness or because they have forgotten that they may have it. Most likely the latter. In short, being a blonde.
-verb
To be, or the act of being unfocused, unattentive, spaced-out, day dreaming, forgetful, ditzy, and a little bit lost and confused. Also, having the signs of early dementia or Alzheimers. Seeming to have ADD but isn't yet clinically diagnosed with the disorder due to either laziness or because they have forgotten that they may have it. Most likely the latter. In short, being a blonde.
by Mary Whana February 14, 2010
Get the Jordan mug.Jordan Jord-an noun.
1- A piece of shit that almost looks human. One can normally determine the difference between the Jordan and other humans by the distinctive shit markings found on the skin, and the shitty smell sourounding the creature.
2- Slang, an inuslt in which someone has been caught doing something especially desperate.
3- Verb, To do something with a large degree of shityness.
1- A piece of shit that almost looks human. One can normally determine the difference between the Jordan and other humans by the distinctive shit markings found on the skin, and the shitty smell sourounding the creature.
2- Slang, an inuslt in which someone has been caught doing something especially desperate.
3- Verb, To do something with a large degree of shityness.
1. Wow, you look like a jordan... fuckin gross
2. "You dickhead! You stole from the christmas hamper! You're a ****ing Jordan!
3. To Jordan.
2. "You dickhead! You stole from the christmas hamper! You're a ****ing Jordan!
3. To Jordan.
by SEAN-A-LAWN.co December 10, 2008
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