British guy one: Ello there chap, u seen that bloody asshole Tom?
British guy two: I did there mate, he's such a douche.
British guy two: I did there mate, he's such a douche.
by beastlyfbplaya51 May 8, 2010
Get the bloody assholemug. A fictional millitary term meaning all friendly positions have been overrun and that reinforcements should just turn back because it is no use. Used to describe a situation were a guy loses a girl and decides to cut his losses.
by isnoogboonin June 12, 2011
Get the Bloody Arrowmug. 1: a person who is sub-serviant to another 2:a sub 3:someone with a slightly benign personality 4: someone who lets themselves be pushed around 5: a "doormat" 6: a slave or servant
"You can take that attitude and shove it .... I'm not your bloody poodle." (say wit an Ali G accent)
by Mistress Q February 8, 2008
Get the bloody poodlemug. When a girl is on her period and puts her vaj on your face and period blood gets in your eyes and starts punching you in the dick while feeding you LSD and screaming NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!
by Risoh April 27, 2017
Get the bloody nightmaremug. Honey not tonight im on my period, thats alright i didn't drink tonight and im craving a Bloody Marry.
by Jebus Christ Gambit May 31, 2009
Get the Bloody Marrymug. An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.
Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.
by Tdwg February 21, 2009
Get the Spank it bloodymug. when a male pops a girls cherry and the dick becomes bloddy. when bloddy he whipes it on her upper lip.
by rickless December 1, 2004
Get the bloody sanchesmug.