Short Dog

A "short dog" refers to the smallest sized bottle (375ml) of MD 20/20 fortified wine (aka Mad Dog).
"Returning to my old Pontiac after the liquor store and buying an L.A. Times, I climbed in and cracked my short dog, then took a long blast before starting the car."
by Autry October 31, 2011
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Gamer shorts

Gamer shorts: gamer shorts are a pair of comfortable shorts gamers often wear when gaming. These shorts our used for noting eles. When gamers are done with said shorts they are usually thrown in a closet or under a bed due to this gamer shorts are not usually washed or cleaned leaving them to smell like piss, cum, and ball sweat.
Mark: hey hop online let’s play

Zach: hold on let me put on my gamer shorts

Mark: no those smell bad don’t

Zach: no they don’t I keep them in my closest and is them for only gaming
by Navyglobe11 December 09, 2019
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short stakk

The most beautiful woman you will every meet. She is beautiful inside and out and should be revered as the Queen of all she surveys.
Short Stakk is the woman I have waited for my entire life!
by Short Stakk November 19, 2014
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Short Fat

Guys who are over wieght, less than 5 feet 5 inches tall with no neck. Wear thier polo shirts with the collar popped and wear hats side ways. Are known to hang around AA and NA meetings, also are usually named Joey.
Look at this guy walking into the meeting, he is such a short fat.
by #TrustTheProcess May 02, 2018
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oyster shorts

Super slinky shorts on a dude that show his testes(oysters) when he raises a leg
Holy Shit did you see those oyster shorts on Coach Hester!
by ChasterChastain February 14, 2009
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Short-I

1) plural form of shorty 2) a gaggle, herd, murder, group of shortys
We were checkin' out them short-I outside the club.
by doubleapen September 20, 2009
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Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).
It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!
by Marauder04 December 27, 2009
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