Toaster Mage

Strange person. Worship's pie. likes o.o. is an insane geek ^^ carries random computer parts in his trench pocket, whacks people with a mouse.

ToasterMage (09:43:00 PM): 2 FF windows with 25+ tabs each, 4 terminal windows, xmms, slsk, chat, notepads tabbed to hell
AishaCCfan (09:43:19 PM): o.O
ToasterMage (09:43:42 PM): one FF browser with tabs of just programming docs
ToasterMage (09:43:53 PM): and some in my other
AishaCCfan (09:43:55 PM): wow
ToasterMage (09:43:59 PM): and the most used tab is bash
ToasterMage (09:44:02 PM): XD
Pie no Miko (09:44:04 PM): Jake is insane
AishaCCfan (09:44:07 PM): XD
AishaCCfan (09:44:10 PM): he is
ToasterMage (09:44:15 PM): yea, I have no life
Pie no Miko (09:44:20 PM): ^_^
AishaCCfan (09:44:21 PM): Jake is an insane geek!

by aishaccfan May 8, 2005

Toaster tart

A very stupid or idiotic person otherwise known as retarted.

Dude I wish you wouldn't be such a Toaster tart gosh!

by Steven Burkhart & Garrett Kanink April 25, 2006

Toaster

Being gay

He is a toaster

by The truth 11 April 9, 2019

A wooden toaster zombie

Me

A wooden toaster zombie

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

Toastered

After sitting somewhere for a long period of time just lighting it up several times you more than likely will become toastered.

- "Did you just face 3 blunts?"
- "Maybe..."
- "You're going to be TOASTERED!"

by GeeJaeBee November 2, 2010

Littlest toaster

Liz

The littlest toaster climbs a tree the littlest toaster does party

by my name is dope August 3, 2003

toaster sex

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

by Toastie Shakur January 27, 2008