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swiss pretzel

Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.
I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.
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Swiss Cottage Secondary School

A school situated 10 minutes away from Gombak MRT station. Relatively uneventful unless you're from 4E3 2021.
The principal is very cool, 10/10 like him as principal. However, the school could use a bit of capital injection to boost the school's budget.
Teachers progressively get better/more satirical the higher the level you go.
Amath and Chem is compulsory FYI
xdd: Eh I swee swee got into Swiss Cottage Secondary School wei
xmm: fuck you ccb i thought you coming with me go staircase for sex education nbcb
by probablyfromswisscotagesec August 26, 2021
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SWISS

1. (Noun) Cannabis 2. (Verb) The act of smoking cannabis.

Created by professional MMA fighter Ramy Daoud in 2008. Used in Atlanta, Chicago, Seattle, Boston, Columbus.
by Bruja_gyal August 18, 2023
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swiss pearl

The "Swiss Pearl" first a guy must allow a for a buildup of "smegma" then give your girl a "pearl necklace" and proceed to rub the smegma into it
I gave her a Swiss pearl last night
by Blazing Ben Bravo June 15, 2011
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Swiss chocolating

When you shit on someone's meal.
I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.
by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016
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Swiss Swirly

When you put your d*ck in a girls throat and she spins in a circle like a dreidel.
"Yo why were you in the bathroom for so long?"
"Sorry dude this girl was giving me a wicked bomb swiss swirly!"
by Dommy! November 1, 2023
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Swiss dunk

The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.
GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"

GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."

GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"

GUY: "A lot of German beers."

GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
by Abdallah Price October 19, 2012
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