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Royal Shawn

The act of pooping directly into someone's butthole and then they poop that poop out into the persons mouth while they sing Hello by Adele.
Man last night I gave Tina a royal shawn. Her singing voice is beautiful.
by Rs kills October 1, 2020
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Shawn-gasm

Single or multiple female orgasms influenced by Shawn Mendes's music or given by Shawn himself.
I turned on my favorite playlist. It shuffled just right. Gave me a great Shawn-gasm.
by purpleHEW February 16, 2024
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William Shawn Kirk

A male lover. Good with the females, but prefers to eat out a dude. Professional rawdogger, he’s all about the hustle. Related to Shawn Kirk I, the first king of Chile. Tries to shape his head like a rectangle, an interesting beauty tactic.
Hum diddly dee, that William Shawn Kirk is an ugly ass motherfucker. How does he pull so many dudes? I wish I could be a William Shawn Kirk.
by ButtMuncher456 January 19, 2022
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shawn larrivee

that big kid
that guys a shawn larrivee
by no cape de le mape February 10, 2021
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Shawn Decline

When somebody starts out performing a task really well, but as they continue they slowly start to do worse. Eventually they are just garbage at the task and everyone around them is mad at them.
I thought he would win by a mile, but then the Shawn decline kicked in.
by ALegitSource April 16, 2013
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shawn alcatraz

a nigglet that was aborted and used as a ass tissue
wow look at that shawn Alcatraz I bet he was dumped at that shithole called goodwill
by titterbitter July 12, 2017
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Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania

(SKOT)
1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.

2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor
My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.
by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020
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