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shannon dodging

A girl making blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
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Shannon

Mean kind so shes mend
Your so shannon
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Shannon

plays violin, loves jeans, says weird things like hamMOCK and underpants
shannon, who tf wears jeans to brunch?!
by ajsndcuebfsc February 1, 2019
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shannon rau

The type of person to take all your food and offer you crumbs.
You Shannon Rau'd me bro!
by Cupid xo December 20, 2017
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Shannon

Two faced, can't trust her with your secrets. Will be your best friend, until a boy comes into the picture. She can break your heart if your not careful.
"watch out, she might be like Shannon."
by always_sad August 20, 2019
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Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022
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Alex Shannon

A wool who says he's scouse.
Hi I'm Alex Shannon
by PG_003 September 25, 2020
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