Secondary School

A form of child abuse characterised by a government funded prisoner exchange that happens twice a day between parents and professional masochists where inmates compete in a series of pointless tasks to see who will be a bigger drain on society in later life. Past gold medalists have been: the girl who got pregnant at 15, that one guy who does way too many drugs to be alive, the dickheads in your electronics class who make it their goal to get the whole class detention and everyone who’s ever been to private school.

Nathan went to secondary school a child and came out a chav

by BritishWarlord February 3, 2022

east doncaster secondary college

school full of eshays and full of mullets, very good at sport and music, good range of activities literally the best

ben: wow thats school a legend
kids in mullet: SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
yr 12 coordinates: yh east doncaster secondary college

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

Mother secondary school

It is a direct translation of the Chinese word

(母校）which means one's Alma Mater. 母 means Mother, 校 means School, hence the word is formed.

"Wah Yan College is my mother secondary school." -Li Ka Chiu

by HKPolarBear July 28, 2022

Mary Ward Catholic secondary school

filled with asian's i think i has the only latina breathing in that school. teachers r shit and so are the other 05's

person: ewww smells like shit
me: thats Mary Ward catholic secondary school

by salamipooh November 12, 2023

Secondary Turd

This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum

Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon

by Lacaswetty June 21, 2019

british secondary school

The fucking worst. Many students who have attended a british secondary school knows how fucking annoying it is to hear that one insufferable teacher yell at your ear drums like you're an 80 year old woman in a nursing home. Or the stuck up obnoxious head of year who will put you in ISO for wearing a jacket in-doors. Or the extremely loud chavs yelling at half eight in the morning as if they're nocturnal.

Guy: I can't stand british secondary school s, I cannot wait until I've done my GCSE'S

Guy2: I agree

by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024

Terry Fox Secondary

If any teachers are seeing this just remember that you gotta face reality
-K8T

Terry Fox Secondary is a place where you would see police cars everyday

by K8t34evuh November 20, 2023