Scissored

drunk. Similar to crunk.

We got scissored on Petron.

by Joe May 6, 2005

scissoring

When two people touch taints together

Everyone's got a taint so why not make them touch? "Hey baby... do you wanna do some scissoring tonight?" "Sure" "Ok do you wanna do it laying down or put your legs behind your head?"

by Vicktastic January 11, 2009

Scissoring

When two females get into a scissor position ✂️ & rub they’re clits/vaginas together to create a huge orgasm for each other . 🤷🏽 ♂️

Me and Nicole tried scissoring today . I didn’t like it🙄

by MufasaDaGodd July 12, 2019

Rusty Scissor

The act of two lesbians scissoring while simultaneously shitting on each other. The added substance creates a "rusty-looking" layer of lubricant that enhances the experience.

I walk in on Laura and Sally performing the "rusty scissor" the other night.

by james b. jones January 4, 2011

scissor sister

A woman who enjoys engaging in oral sex with another woman; a carpet muncher.

Ruth was a certified scissor sister.

by sala January 17, 2003

Purple scissoring

When two lesbians scissor each other so hard that they bruise each others pubic regions.

Bro 1: "Did you hear about those two lesbians that were purple scissoring?"

Bro 2: "Yeah, they both are laid-up in bed now. And on of them broke their foot."

by dingleberry dickface October 24, 2011

Straight scissors

This requires a male and a female. The female lays on her side and lifts her leg while the male forces one testicle in her vagina and one in her asshole then proceeds to thrust back and forth While she gives him a handy until both parties are about to finish. Once youre there you throat kick the female off the bed and cum on her face screaming cum beats scissors.

Bro I met this girl Alexa and she let me do the straight scissors to her

by Lesbian jack August 6, 2019