swine merchant

a person who buys a sells pigs
A thoroughly dislikeable person

You are such a fucking swine merchant...

by dirtykid July 24, 2006

swinze

to hum, sing, "dum", "la-la", etc., a tune, especially absently or under one's breath.

She swinzed "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" under her breath as she filled out forms.

by stramlin May 7, 2010

swindon

A crappy and disappointing town in which I was born and raised and most unfortunately, still live in *help!* Full of feckin typical loud-mouthed 'townies' (see definition) who've got nothin better to do than get pregnant (usually at age 15 and younger) and dislike anyone even slightly different to themselves.

Someone put a bomb under Swindon council's arses, maybe then they'll do something useful for a change...

by purple_horizon February 28, 2004

swinging for the fences

To begin to imbibe alcoholic beverages at an accelerated rate causing the drinker to become highly intoxicated whether by intention or not. What one does when the over-excitedness of a huge event or party causes them to over indulge in pounding booze.

"Man I got hammered last night at Dave's party! I was doing good for a while but after that shot of Jack I started swinging for the fences!"

by Tarara June 22, 2008

swine flu

Swine Flu is a miracle that passed from Mexico to the U.S. Because of it, public schools nationwide are closing, and you can buy two pounds of bacon for $0.99.

Jack: I have the Swine Flu!
(Schoolkids): HOORAY!!!

by Overlord Oozumpti May 13, 2009

i don't swing that way

How to decline advice from a golf pro.

Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"

by SteveSorensen June 23, 2006

Swinger Soup

The hot tub at a swingers club. Usually consisting of two or more Naked swingers, bodily fluids both male and female, and a hint of alcohol with a watery base.

I would never enter a hot tub at a swingers club. I would prefer not to be an ingredient in their swinger soup.

by YEAAH!!! April 5, 2010