saltdropper

1. a person that has or is doing something/someone GOOD and feels the need to tell everyone about it to make him/herself look good

2. someone who brags about someone/something he/she does not have

1. Pooter was the main saltdropper about Altequeicasha at GVSU.

2. the saltdropper Jovonne saltdropped about recently eating that.

by joalrajakis March 2, 2010

Salt in the hinge

Whist having intercourse in the doggy style position the male withdraws prior to ejaculation and ejaculates into/onto her ass crack.

I was fucking this sheila the other night and I surprised her with a bit of salt in the hinge!

by Human testing September 18, 2011

saltify

verb (used with object or person), saltified, saltifying

1. becoming upset over a situation or topic that is shameful, embarrassing or offense towards one's self

2. to become salty, or in other words 'upset'

I am going to saltify this BK Randy in a match of Black Ops III.

by ZAP'd Designs October 27, 2015

salt malt and a chili dog

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.

That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.

by Smelly_Finger December 5, 2015

saltine sandwich

When you put a saltine cracker in between two other saltine crackers and chomp on it so it gets crumbs everywhere.

Can I have a saltine sandwich?
What do you want in the middle?
A saltine.

by Smudgenooo January 21, 2016

salted stovepipe

Snorting coke out of a hookers butthole

Guy 1: Remember watching Leonardo DiCaprio give that hooker a salted stovepipe? stovepipe cocaine

by Gap_tooth September 5, 2016

saltage

A degree of saltiness (moodiness/sassiness ) in a sentence.

Euan there is mild saltage in everything you've said today.

by AJWils May 22, 2016