Ryan

ryan.

hi ryan

by Plantpreyer February 6, 2023

Ryan

A middle school boy who’s also a middle aged man who is annoying but also a friend fr ong. He’s sad but also too happy and he also has a girlfriend and no one knows how. He says he’s smart but he’s not but he’s also not completely dumb but he also is.

Person 1: Bro have you seen Ryan today?
Person 2: I am Ryan

Person 1: Ohh. Sorry you’re just so ryan I forget you’re ryan.

by user3.141592653589 February 9, 2023

Ryan

i love ryan. he is so cool. he is very good at valorant. oh and osu. he is so rich he gave me a lamborghini and he has many girlfriend from Croatia. He also donated 5 trillion dollars to the bolos cafe.

ryan is cool
ryan is dragon

by evandog February 22, 2023

ryan

ryan is the sweetest boy you could ever meet.hes a flirt but dont get your hopes up too soon.he might like you but he will hide his feelings away from you till he knows you like him back...why cant i listen to my own advice?

my crush,the person i wake up and go to school just to see.

person 1:"so thats that ryan then"
person 2:2"yeah i think i love him"
person 3:"wait make sure he likes you back otherwise this will fall to peices"
person 2:"hey thats not nice!"
person 1:"well he is a flirt..."

by NA! thats all i can say. March 16, 2009

ryan

a cocky asshole who insults everybody and doesnt give a shit about anybody

me:hey its ryan!
friend:oh hes a cocky asshole i dont like him

by marvintheunicorncx September 7, 2014

Ryan

A Professional at the subject of Life, Ryan is awesome. quick with the ladies, and quick to move on, he has an 11 incher and it is always loaded. He is a noble Gangster who shoots unstable niggers and has little remorse. listens to all kinds of music. can be found driving, working on cars, shooting guns, eating, etc.
has awesome friends, who are bad ass and drive bad ass fast cars.

Syn.: Awesomeness

1:Ryan is awesome
2:OMG i just orgasmed at the sound of his name

by the pounder himself April 19, 2009

Ryan

Manwhore, pothead, who never texts back and laughs if he breaks up with you usually over text messages.

LOVES CATS

druggie who may or may not admit it, hates hookers, and home wreakers! he will like girls who wear way too much makeup. But a hypocrite.

Girl 1: Ah I hooked up with Ryan last night!

Girl 2: But he's my boyfriend?!

Girl 1: Oh you didn't get his text?

Girl 2: No he stopped after three messages!

Girl 1: Sorry he was busy getting high and I doing my makeup!

by bitch ass foo5 March 12, 2010