Cognitive Reframing

No, I know what it is that you do there.

Hym "Oh, I know. I know. But that's not what I give a shit about, shit-stick. I don't need my fucking cognition reframed. What you're saying here is that I can't control what you're doing, therefore, I need to LET YOU... Control how I'm responding... By way of cognitive reframing... Why? How about I choose a response that I feel is proportional and you just live with it until you die? How does that sound? And cut it out with the stolen fate, David Goggins-hell, ghost of Christmas future bullshit. You have to presuppose that I would be doing any of the shit these motherfuckers are doing. What I would be doing is the same thing I'm doing now, minus remedial labor, and I'd be playing Baldur's Gate 3 instead of Xcom 2. AND is a motherfucker steals my wallet the wallet is still mine. Is that what the fraud department is going to say? 'Well, under the auspices of "finders keepers, losers weepers," it's actually HIS credit card. You just have to let him use it indefinitely now' No. Get the fuck out of here with that."

by Hym Iam November 14, 2023

Rinse & Refresh

Just your typical mid-week bang with an absolute gummer rocky you’ve been deviously admiring. Usually followed by a sneaky chino for recalibration purposes.

Vick: yo u gettin abby over later
Looch: ye brother, i’m fiending a rinse & refresh like never before

by Big Chunder January 14, 2024

romantically refreshed

To wake up the next morning, feeling optimistic about life, after going on a date with a cute one.

I met this cute white boy yesterday and now I'm feeling romantically refreshed.

by someoneWhoKnowsTheMeaning April 27, 2024

Curl refresh day

An instance where you simply feel like that person, and you feel deeply connected and endowed to yourself.

Having a curl refresh day makes me feel like I’m that person

by Babyyodafan69 January 18, 2025

Curl refresh day

An instance where you simply feel like that person, and you feel deeply connected and endowed to yourself.

Having a curl refresh day makes me feel like I’m that person

by Babyyodafan69 January 18, 2025

Stockport Refreshment

When a man Ejaculates butthole patiently waits for her to fart it out into a warm glass before the women poo’s on top of the drink and then spits on it before forcing the man to drink it fully naked.

I had an absolutely rocking stockport refreshment at a lamberts cafe

by English LewLew March 7, 2026

Canadian Refrigerator

Coating your balls in Maple syrup and letting it solidify in the refrigerator.

"Me and Brian are going to do a Canadian Refrigerator for his Bachelor Party."

by troll2009 June 7, 2025