qualificable

1. Capable of quantifying the quality of a person. Almost synonymous with qualifiable, but used when drunk and trying to make a point over the phone.

I'm so disappointed in Chad for hooking up with Sunaina. That girl is qualificable as being low quality, cuz she's so easy. On the other hand, Beverly is qualificable as being very high quality. She's undoubtedly the most amazing girl that I've ever met.

by w.wu August 14, 2006

Qualin

A bitch nigga talkin shit online

Holy shit did yall see Qualin hang his self on his timeline qualin bout BigPoppaNix?

by BigPoppaNix January 10, 2019

qual

when some dj produces some really good music and needs some respect for his work

im downloadin sum ang qual off the net his tunes go off

by unknownAUS November 23, 2004

Quality Retard

There are some idiots, then some idiots who really can't function. The cream of the crop, they lack basic understanding of a subject, yet attempt to look down on people with that understanding.

Some people are arguing in parody about politics in order to make fun of the Republican party, but then the quality retard patronizes the people about politics, when it's obvious they don't know anything about politics or the Republican Party.

Someone who walks into a hospital room and amicably punches his friend who just got a whole host of injections in the punched arm.

Someone with birth defects, but not enough that you actually feel bad.

by Eric Chaperone August 11, 2010

quality content

someone that makes awesome videos for people to watch. someone like jake paul would NOT have quality content as he has the worst content out there! someone like Zeniath would have quality content as he has the best content out there!!

I wish I had quality content on my YouTube channel!

by Zeniath November 6, 2018

Quagmire

A sex-crazed, perverted, idiotic, yet strangely hilarious character on the TV show, Family Guy. his catchphrase(s)are:

"Giggitty giggitty!!!"
"All riiight!"

My favorite Quagmire quote is as follows:

*Quagmire approaches a hot girl at the bar*
Quagmire: heyy
Hot Girl (in guy voice): hey
Quagmire (looks freaked out): EWWWW a transvestite!!!! wait- pre-op or post-op?
Hot Girl: pre-op.
Quagmire: oh. EWWWWWWWW A TRANSVESTITE!!!!

by jamia March 28, 2008

Qualify

To be used for males or females. When you come across that one person; above all that can get it. Ergo, you would fuck the shit out of them.

Mark: ayo my dude? You see shorty in da blue?

Rob: HELL YEA!!! She badd as a bitch.

Mark: oh yea. She QUALIFY....for wut we call....THE DICK!!!

by D*Nyce* March 4, 2009