After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.
by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019
Get the Twitchy Pecker Fuckmug. When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz
by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024
Get the Foreskin pecker deckermug. When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut
Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
Get the Peckers Peckmug. One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch
by Masterpapav95 August 3, 2017
Get the pecker smoochmug. by CGB86 May 12, 2018
Get the pecker natsmug. by JLDub November 9, 2023
Get the Penguin Peckermug. When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.
Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.
Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.
Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021
Get the Three peckered puppiesmug.