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Empowering Parents

An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.
My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.
by Gorillagramophone55 May 20, 2022
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parent scare

Noun: An article or sometimes but very rarely a video that exploits parental instincts in order to scare the parents out of granting their children access to something.

Example:
Person 1: Hey, did you get the new Call Of Duty game?
Person 2: No, my mom says that violent video games cause violence in real life.
Person 1: That's just a parent scare, it's not true.

Example:
Person 1: Hey, did you get the new Call Of Duty game?
Person 2: No, my mom says that violent video games cause violence in real life.
Person 1: That's just a parent scare, it's not true.
Person 1: Hey, did you get the new Call Of Duty game?
Person 2: No, my mom says that violent video games cause violence in real life.
Person 1: That's just a parent scare, it's not true.
by Trerry November 27, 2014
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Parental Gay

A recessive gene passed down through your parents that make you big triple gay.
"I cant date you... My parents gave me the Parental Gay gene"
by Anita Dickk May 12, 2019
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Parent Practitioner

A parent, guardian or authority figure; who practices the art of:

* Parenting

* Advocacy (for family & community needs)

* Balancing Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
A comprehensive approach to a family leader, building whole families through purposed interconnectedness of the varied intersections of any individual family or family construct.
As a Parent Practitioner; I advocate on the federal level for programming and gap fillers I experience in my family and community.
by Kay Taylor July 7, 2020
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Burst Parenting

A parenting method with a mostly negative connotation. The parent ignores the child completely, acting like they don't exist until one small issue arises that is forced upon them by someone else and then the parent bursts into action, usually an over-reaction, until the issue is resolved. Afterwords, returning to their comatose parenting state.
Did you see that woman over-react when that man told her what her child did to him? She must subscribe to the burst parenting method
by basspumpkins April 8, 2010
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parental panpipes

When your elderly relatives stay and you hear a long reverberating silentish note from the bathroom.
"oh I think I can hear the magical sounds of the parental panpipes".
by twistedinferno October 9, 2023
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riley parent

A man with a cock so big when he walks on the beach, people think a snake is following him. The acient gods coward in wake of his massive cock. They offered bananas to satisfy the beast. He who posses the burden of DK dick is to be forever along in fear he would split a potential mate.
Yo Riley Parent got that big dick right?
by Big Aus May 31, 2018
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