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Empowering Parents

An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.
My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.
by Gorillagramophone55 May 20, 2022
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Parent Complex

The feeling that you have to be right no matter what. People with a Parent Complex feel like the only way to win an argument is to make sure that the other person always walks away dissatisfied.
Dude, I think Stacy has a Parent Complex.
by ThatOneControversy October 3, 2020
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Alex Parent

Someone who has the worst opinions when it comes to anything
Alex Parent the n64 is not a good purchase
by GeckoGamer91 October 17, 2020
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Burst Parenting

A parenting method with a mostly negative connotation. The parent ignores the child completely, acting like they don't exist until one small issue arises that is forced upon them by someone else and then the parent bursts into action, usually an over-reaction, until the issue is resolved. Afterwords, returning to their comatose parenting state.
Did you see that woman over-react when that man told her what her child did to him? She must subscribe to the burst parenting method
by basspumpkins April 8, 2010
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parental panpipes

When your elderly relatives stay and you hear a long reverberating silentish note from the bathroom.
"oh I think I can hear the magical sounds of the parental panpipes".
by twistedinferno October 9, 2023
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Indian Parents

get married because all Indian parents want that for their kids
by aadirox11 September 13, 2022
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riley parent

A man with a cock so big when he walks on the beach, people think a snake is following him. The acient gods coward in wake of his massive cock. They offered bananas to satisfy the beast. He who posses the burden of DK dick is to be forever along in fear he would split a potential mate.
Yo Riley Parent got that big dick right?
by Big Aus May 31, 2018
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