tour de fuckheads

A group of cyclists that wear spandex and think their shit don't stink and they own the road, footpath, cafe.

Did you get a load of those tour de fuckheads this morning.

by Imtfbundy September 12, 2017

Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!

Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!

by J-Gunther April 8, 2022

pic-tour

1. email containing pictures from
family or friends vacation or trip.

2. website containing pictures of ones vacation or trip.

I really enjoyed Sandy's pic-tour and was
quite amused by her photographic skills.

by otay May 30, 2005

Pookie World Tour

A point in time where it was so fun, you forgot to record

“Hey did you have any pics from pookie world tour?”

“Nah I wasn’t even on my phone it was so good.”

by mcklee109 May 26, 2022

Shooting tour dates

When a basketball player has a bad shooting performance that their stat lines resemble calendar dates (eg. 5/18, 2/12, 3/11). Typically used to make fun of players who have a stretch of bad games.

"Trae Young been shooting tour dates lately, 1/12 and 4/17 last two games"

by epicgamer999 March 16, 2024

slap on the tour bus

Getting pussy on the tour bus

Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.

by SoSerene October 27, 2017

tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult

Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick

by Thetourgoose May 1, 2016