tour

Going on holiday with your friends under the pretense that you'll be playing rugby. Possibly with the addition of something charitable to make it easier to sell to your significant other.

Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.

If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.

Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.

See also Domestic Touring
"Now we're touring"
"I love tour"
"Never trust a fart on day 3 of tour"
by Day3Tourist October 22, 2018
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Asking for a tour

Means she/he wanna fuck. Or sent pics
Jesse is asking for a tour, what does that mean??

Means he wanna smash
by Toursfor$69 December 25, 2020
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final stones tour

n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.

..........................
Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?

No way. It’s a final stones tour.
by gnostic3 February 13, 2020
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In depth room tour

To give someone a tour of your room then have fun in bed and watch a show after
She told me she would give me a in depth room tour and it was very fun
by 9_dry February 15, 2022
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Tour tenders

The sound guy is putting a couple of tour tenders in the bus for after the show.
by Redurban80 May 24, 2020
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Beaten By Tour

When one goes away on tour with you university for example and comes back a broken man. A completely different person to how he left.
by lashinegun May 02, 2011
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