mystevious

A combination of mystery and devious. Used to describe a person whose actions and plans are both mysterious and devious, especially as it relates to business matters.

"Rick's corporate organization is so complex that the only word I can use to describe both it and him is mystevious.

Here's the way it appears to work: he owns all of Acme 1 Inc. in which he has invested $25,000. Acme 1 owns 51% of Acme 2 which has outside investors that invest $25,000 less a dollar in Acme 2. Acme 2 then invests all of the proceeds in Acme 3 in return for 51% of Acme 3. Again Acme 3 has outside investors that put in cash equal to the amount Acme 2 has invested less a dollar.

By the time Rick has incorporated Acme 12, he controls (absolutely) a company that has $51,197,953.00 of cash on hand with an initial investment of just $25k. And it's all perfectly legal to boot."

by Prof Bruce April 13, 2010

Mystah

A sexy young man that gets all the girls but he is not loyal but the girls don't know that because they are to busy falling in love with him

You are cute mystah. Do you want to go out with me.

by Gaghansidnsdkso March 17, 2016

Senior Mystery Box

A man that is like a mystery box in that you wanna know about him until you find out about him and then say "why did i go with the mystery box?"

"Why did I choose Senior mystery box?"
"Because everyone wnats to know about the mystery box."

by Kapsule Corp. January 30, 2009

Versace King (mrstealurbitch)

A person who got a lot of bitches and money. He get's other guys pressed for just having what they don't have.

Try him and he'll fuck your girl and make her his bitch.

OMG Versace King (mrstealurbitch) is so hot. He can do anything to me.
Versace King (Mrstealurbitch) owns my girl now... I'm such a looser.

by versace fan July 30, 2021

mystery hand

You bang some ckick in a dorm room with a friend hidding in the closet. While you're fucking your friend gets to grab what ever he wants to ( on the girl)

Hey make sure you grab her big tits or ass - it's a freebie, while I'm fucking her; that's a real mystery hand.

by cheesecake123 May 28, 2006

mysterydouchebags.com

multi-cultural website devoted to making fun of webmasters and blogs that serve little to no purpose, dedicated to wiping out 'GEEKDOM', and ultimately striving to make the world a cooler, much more cynical place to live. often mistaken it's often edgy racist humor, mysterydouchebags.com lives on to prove to the world that the internet is full of shit.

I read CHUD today. What a bunch of over inflated egos! They deserve their comeupance - I KNOW! Let's go to mysterydouchebags.com and make fun of them!

by Turkish April 6, 2005

Mysterious Cupcake

When a man puts his penis inside a woman's dirty anus, proceeds to make love to it, and puts his penis in her mouth. He then repeats the process of putting his penis into the woman's dirty anus, but instead wipes it across the woman's eyes. The major event that must occur is that the woman must catch a disease from injesting the remnants of her anus.

Man A: Hey man, I tried out that Mysterious Cupcake position you told me about.
Man B: How did it work out?
Man A: She didn't get a disease so I think I did it wrong.

by Court Magus January 25, 2010