michael

This guy is the pengest person you will ever meet. He is great at everything such as sport drums and overall talented. This guy gets all the girls .

Michael can pull girls left right and center like betany

by bethany f%%% May 16, 2018

Michael

Your name, or a friend/enemy of yours, and you looked it up just to see it praised/downed for your pleasure. And if you got this using the random word generator, go away, nobody welcomed you

Yeah I see you Michael from san fransisco. Put a hat on, your hairline is awful.

by Some other random guy August 14, 2018

Michael

Someone who likes large penis's

i am such a michael

by Blank-Death July 30, 2017

Michael

A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.

"Ew, you are going to end up a michael!"

by mugandstuff February 5, 2010

Michael

A guy with jewish pubic hair on his head.

That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...

by The Ultimate Mancore August 15, 2010

Michael

He is a crazy human being who has a very exotic personality.He hates bullshit with a burning passion and is like literally the most funniest goat to be around.His amazing humour covers up his enormous nose and forehead that his for some reason insercure about.He has depression and is a very good therapist.Even when people are dry and arent funny for shit he will still laugh just to make them feel special for 10 seconds.Michael is such an anime fan and will kill anyone who disrespects its name.Anyway if your ever lucky to find a michael, make sure your not a thot or you wont stand a chance with being friends with him.ALSOOOO his laugh gives everyone light even in dark times.

"I need to laugh"Said thotty sally.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.

by Faith Fucking Tholley May 22, 2018

michael

the best guy in the history of the planet that none is better than

the best kid ever is michael

by hellllllllooooooo February 7, 2018