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Michael

Seems like the best possible boyfriend. Smart, cute, funny. Then slowly gets bored of you until he leaves your lovestruck ass and goes to break another girls heart.
Michael used to love me, then he met her...
by TigerPhoenix862 September 30, 2017
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Michael

Michael is the type of guy you will fall for instantly and be fooled. He may seem like he likes you but he doesn't. He flirts with other girls and probably plays sports like baseball. He is probably one of the more popular people in school and all he does is think of himself. Don't get involved with a Michael he will drive you crazy.
Ugh look at that guy Michael he is such a fool.
by Pinkdancer June 5, 2018
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Michael

A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
"Ew, you are going to end up a michael!"
by mugandstuff February 5, 2010
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Michael

That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...
by The Ultimate Mancore August 15, 2010
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Michael

A dude that tells retarded jokes but it gets the girls. they are super handsome. when u look at them u will date them.
when the girls see michael they die
by JOE MAMA'S GRANDSON October 19, 2019
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Michael

by Rodaddy January 8, 2022
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Michael

Micheal is a tall white guy that is a perfect specimen of a human. He is really smart and. Cocky and is a good person
Damm look at the Michael over there he is so y’all
by Jeff the bob the jeff June 11, 2019
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