A large immovable force that is extremely corpulent and has a massive size or is more than the universe put together. Also a word to describe someone or something that exhibits monkey-like characteristics or one who is related to King Kong.
Me: Look at that Michael at the zoo.
Friend: Yea he's extremely grotesque and hard to look at.
Me: Oh look, there's a Michael at the top of the Empire State Building.
Friend: Ahhhhh! If he falls down onto the ground, the Earth will move out of the orbit.
Friend: Yea he's extremely grotesque and hard to look at.
Me: Oh look, there's a Michael at the top of the Empire State Building.
Friend: Ahhhhh! If he falls down onto the ground, the Earth will move out of the orbit.
by G-Kiddie December 23, 2009
Usually a crusty person, who doesnt shower or brush his teeth. The name is association with "Alex" as the research we have done concludes that they are both dirty and make people want to shower. Micheal's are prone to body wash and wear UGG boots that he gets from the thrift store.
by DMAA Research December 14, 2010
A large flightless bird, who does not lay eggs and shits sideways. Mainly found roaming the streets or dark alleys
by MichaelPapa-uzza December 10, 2010
Your name, or a friend/enemy of yours, and you looked it up just to see it praised/downed for your pleasure. And if you got this using the random word generator, go away, nobody welcomed you
by Some other random guy August 14, 2018
Seems like the best possible boyfriend. Smart, cute, funny. Then slowly gets bored of you until he leaves your lovestruck ass and goes to break another girls heart.
by TigerPhoenix862 September 30, 2017
This guy is the pengest person you will ever meet. He is great at everything such as sport drums and overall talented. This guy gets all the girls .
by bethany f%%% March 26, 2018